Landlubbers have taken to wearing The Constantine, a brushed cotton ball cap, also from DPC Global Trends. What's so bad, you ask? Well, I give you that the sleek two-tone treatment is crisp and the cap itself is as comfortable as all get-out with its velcro enclosure and vented eyelets, but I say, what about that front and center nautical crest? Is nothing sacred? If you simply must don the ball cap in your arid neck of the woods (so to speak), kindly stand in front of a fan occasionally and toss out a phrase or two about the stiff sea breeze.

Ahoy!